Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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i love accidental penises.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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