what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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