I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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