Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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