That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
All the doctor said was why
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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