rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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