she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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