what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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