She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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