im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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