Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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