Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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