Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I wish you could order shots online.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
