thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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