I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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