I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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