Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you would pick up someone in the library
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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