She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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