1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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