And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
How's work?
Spinning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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