I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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