I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
too bad you live with your parents still
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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