You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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