i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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