On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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