wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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