been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
