Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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