Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
