please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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