No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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