For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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