Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Come on in and take your pants off
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