Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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