she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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