I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
So apparently I’m into choking now
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