The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it's like iHOP with fire
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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