I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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