look no pants
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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