I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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