Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I have aggressive nipples.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I am available for nakedness
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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