does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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