i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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