Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Is it penis luge time yet?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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