What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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