i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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