I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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