If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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