Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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