I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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