This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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