I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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