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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.

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• (631): View more from New York

  our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I really wanna talk..

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  if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy

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• (210): View more from Texas

  My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?

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