Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?