I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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