I want to stick my p in your. b.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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